If you think the food I wrote about is "too good to be true" you are wrong and then some

As told by the staff of the Orange County fair, my county's fair, they present the ranking of top carnival food

Also some of the story's featured foods made it in as well

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Except not really.

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This is my first time writing a story with pure intentions in making the title, the summary, the short summary and all of the tags as skeevy as possible. It's so beautiful. Go read it. Love it. I thought a mod would stop and go, "You better bump the rating." but they didn't!

Not that I wrote any bonifide clop in it, mind you.

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